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bouncy They beat Wales 1-0. Poland beat Austria 3-2. Poland go back to the top of the group, but England have a game in hand and will probably win the group, unless Poland come to England and pick up an unlikely victory. If they did - I would get the Polish flag tatooed on my chest. Not really, but I'd be fucking happy.
Been a while since I wrote something good and nasty. Topic of discussion today: Busted. Let me tell you a few things about Busted.
- They're English; they think they're American.
- They're grown men (I used that word loosely); they think they're still in school.
- They pretend to play guitars; they can't and they don't. They're a pop group, not a rock band. They just try to disguise it by playing fake guitars in their shitty music videos. What losers.
I hate them. I've been reading some of their lyrics for a laugh, and it's some of the most retarded stuff I've ever seen.
Have a look at their stuff here. Actually, I'm not so sure you should. If you do - wear a helmet. I have probably damaged my forehead from banging it against the desk so many times. This stuff is painfully bad, quite literally in my case. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Here is a favourite of mine. I've never even heard it, but it must be great. It includes some of the following lyrics:
(Let's go!)
(Yeah! Alright!)
An impressive start.
Next I'm getting on the plane
That's when I see you again
I can't get you off my brain
"Off my brain". Get surgery, mate.
That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice in now
Subtle. Poetry in its finest form. Someone should tell these morons that 'show' and 'now' don't actually rhyme, which might cause a slight problem.
Air hostess
I like the way you dress
Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Not even going to bother rhyming in the last two lines, perhaps recognising their miserable failure in the first two...
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Romantic. Doesn't rhyme either, in an English accent, anyway. They get away with it though as they sing like yanks.
Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile
Sounds pretty anti-social to me, and yes - rather stupid. Why not just throw him off the plane and let him fall to his death? I would if the retard threw peanuts at me.
You came over for a while
Then you whispered in my ear
The words that I longed to hear
"I want you to thrill me here"
Way to get yourself sacked, dumb bitch.
You didn't know I'm in a band
In England people know me
One photo's worth a hundred grand
Don't flatter yourself you fucking nobody.
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Deep. Rhymes too. To think I've wasted my time listening to Muse and Iron Maiden...
The plane has almost landed
So tell me where I'm standing now
What? You're meant to be in your seat, fucktard. I hate these bastards.
People love it though. That's the worst thing. This is popular. They've had number ones and stuff. Not really surprising, but still really worrying. I've heard they broke up. Oh well.
These are the geniuses behind it all. Follow the simple instructions at the bottom of the picture.
Soon we will talk about Mohd. Oh Mohd.
Goodnight, MINE CHILDS.
September 6 2005, 06:24:17 UTC 6 years ago
September 6 2005, 09:42:19 UTC 6 years ago
You're just mean. Mean and smelly. Just like all the other boys.
Now, now. Paradise Lost doesn't rhyme. And it doesn't come with first class musical accompaniment or a hilarious video. You shouldn't criticise the song if you haven't even heard it - the lyrics are only one dimension to a multi-layered synthesis which is so much more than the sum of the parts.BUSTED ROCK!!!
September 6 2005, 11:16:54 UTC 6 years ago
Re: You're just mean. Mean and smelly. Just like all the other boys.
No. Just no. Yellow bitch.September 6 2005, 21:53:15 UTC 6 years ago
Re: You're just mean. Mean and smelly. Just like all the other boys.
Prejudice has no place in society, Mark. Intellectual snobbery and petty racism may amuse you, but in the Britain of today one really must learn to embrace and appreciate all manner of proletariat. After all, if they weren't here, who would provide labour?September 6 2005, 22:15:34 UTC 6 years ago
Re: You're just mean. Mean and smelly. Just like all the other boys.
Don't be clever, it hurts.November 27 2005, 12:12:55 UTC 6 years ago
Re: You're just mean. Mean and smelly. Just like all the other boys.
I hope that was sarcasm.September 7 2005, 12:13:50 UTC 6 years ago
Stupid but it made you smile
Sounds pretty anti-social to me, and yes - rather stupid.
Brilliant!
Anonymous
September 8 2005, 22:47:47 UTC 6 years ago
Busted who? :)
September 10 2005, 17:04:43 UTC 6 years ago
Maybe you should use your razor-sharp wit (that's meant sincerely, by the way) against someone who actually DOES suck and needs to be told, like say James Blunt. Or even better, something less self-explanatory than popular music, like Sebastian Faulks' "Birdshite", which really needs a good telling off, if you ask me.
Think about it.
September 11 2005, 10:44:11 UTC 6 years ago
But hey, if I'm browsing shitty lyrics sites again any time soon I imagine I will find something else to make fun of. Maybe some RnB, that's pretty damn shit.